this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
(Source: noumenalspecificity, via to-one-thing-constant-never)
an alternate universe where mlp never became popular on 4chan and the mlp fandom is a million times nicer
It originated on 4chan genius. Without it, the fandom would never have even started.
you heard it here, folks. my little pony originated on 4chan
nnnnnnnnn critique of catching fire going “katniss is portrayed as a badass but spends the first act crying a lot and having panic attacks??? lol not buying it”
she has ptsd
wOW how dare victors being traumatized for life
they’re probably not gonna like Mockingjay I hope they stop watching the movies
me and my princess!!!
LOOK HOW CUTE MY GIRLFRIEND AND CAT ARE WOW
"The Potter books in general are a prolonged argument for tolerance, a prolonged plea for an end to bigotry, and I think it’s one of the reasons that some people don’t like the books, but I think that it’s a very healthy message to pass on to younger people that you should question authority and you should not assume that the establishment or the press tells you all of the truth."